Golden Globes 2013: Best & Worst Fashion Picks (Slim Pickings All-Round)

What just happened? Did every stylist in Hollywood go on strike, or was the theme of this year’s Golden Globes to look as banal and boring as possible? What a total fashion snoozefest!  With the overload of images from last night’s Golden Globes, there’s really no reason to inundate you with a repost on every single gown, but who doesn’t love a Best & Worst list? Let’s have a go.

Best Dressed

Helen Hunt in Dolce & Gabbana

Rocking a gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana beaded column gown, Hunt shuns the notion that after a certain age it’s all satin and chiffon. Well done, she looks sensational.

Helen Hunt

Emily Blunt in Michael Kors

Is this really her?! Married life definitely agrees with Blunt, as she’s never looked better, stunning in gold Michael Kors. Loving the blonde do’ too, which seemingly takes years off her appearance.

70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

Kate Hudson in Alexander McQueen

Sultry and sexy in Alexander McQueen, Hudson hits all the right notes in this tall, dark gown. Now if only she would stop staring in those forgettable rom-coms….

Kate Hudson

Nicole Richie in Naeem Khan

Can she do no wrong? This sparkly, intricate gown reeks of vintage sophistication, and the sky blue hue is totally dreamy.

Nicole Richie

Isla Fisher in Reem Acra

A simple silhouette really lets the detail shine on this pretty beaded gown. Fisher stuns in  Reem Acra, which sets off her perfect figure like a dream.

Isla Fisher

Worst Dressed

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Couture

Love the tangerine, but the cut is all wrong. The huge swath of skin between the bust and face looks unfinished and is practically begging for an accessory. The lumpy bodice and yards of plain satin leave one hungry for more.

Jennifer Lawerence

Jessica Chastain in Calvin Klein

Fire the tailor! With creamy porcelain skin and fiery red hair, Chastain stuns in the seafoam hue, but the baggy halter leaves a lot to be desired.

Jessica Chastain

Lena Dunham in Zac Posen

Oh Girlllllll. Come now. This girl is on fiyah! Surely there were better options than this disaster? The Girls phenom looked downright matronly in her chocolate-brown Zac Posen gown. The heavy dress and unflattering cut is just dragging her down, which was evident as she shuffled to the stage to accept her award.

Lena Dunham

Giuliana Rancic in Celia Kritharioti

Rancic is certainly not a law-abiding citizen in this unflattering black gown, by Greek designer Celia Kritharioti. The Fashion Police judge should be put on probation for choosing this dress. The collar looks like it’s doubling as a neck brace, which only highlights her emaciated frame. Fashion life support required!


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