Beyonce Reveals Her Wedding Dress…Should Have Kept it a Secret

This week Beyonce finally (pretend to care) revealed a photo of her wedding gown, from her 2009 nuptials to Jay-Z. Few details of the wedding were ever leaked to the press, save for aireal shots taken by prying paparazzi helicopters. Considering the fact that Beyonce wipes her ass with $1000 notes, one would think she’d have chosen the usual suspects-  Vera Wang, Reem Acra, Monique Lhullier- to help make her dress dreams a reality. If she did, Big Momma Tina Knowles took firm hold of those coat-tails, refilled her Koolaid, and let her know that like all major Knowles Family Events, the wedding would be a House of Derriere affair! And boy, did she ever represent the family biz. As per usual, all focus was on Bey’s number one asset, whist neglecting all other areas of the dress. Ill-fitting bodice, mountains of pick-ups and devoid of any embellishment, the gown was a complete and utter piece of Derriere.

Upgrade U? I think not.

Beyonce- House of Derierre Wedding Gown

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