Deena Cortese let it all hang out today in Florence, taking in the sites while wearing an apron depicting Michelangelo’s Statue of David. Judging by the photo, Deena’s peen hardly shocked onlookers. The real horror was when she removed it and displayed her tragic “Italian” outfit.
I thought that the Jersey Shore Whores got paid for their appearances? Can somebody please explain why both Sammy and Deena are wearing $5.00 Walmart flipflops and pantless?! Let’s not even get into their lame ass homage to Sophia Loren, donning hats that she wouldn’t swat flies with! When Snooki starts looking like elegance personified, you know you’ve got a problem.