Prada’s recently released fake leg boots are simultaneously hideous and hilarious. If donning a designer label was ever going prompt the dreaded question “Real or Fake?!”, this would certainly be the purchase! The red Mary Janes with attached faux “skintone” leg look more at home in on a dominatrix’s foot, role-playing Naughty 70’s Secretary, than a fashion maven’s closet. For $1500, I’d better be getting my tartan mini skirt, ball gag and leather whip! Pass.