McQueen Reigns Supreme!

After months of heated speculation, it was confirmed at this morning’s royal ceremony that Kate Middleton wed in a gorgeous Sarah Burton (of Alexander McQueen) gown. The floor-sweeping masterpiece had all the pomp and circumstance required for a royal affair, with a subtle nod to the newly minted Princess’ simplistic, yet sophisticated style. Adorned with full lace sleeves and neckline, delicate covered buttons, simple bodice and a sweeping 9 foot train, the gown was understated elegance at it’s finest.

As elegant and beautiful Kate was, the real show-stopper was little sis- Piping Hot Pippa! Pippa was positively poured into her form-fitting McQueen dress, which stole the show with ample cleavage and lots of buxom bottom. Pippa knows how to pick em’!

Here Comes the Bride

Princess Catherine Middleton


Beautiful Bride


William and Kate


The Royal Guests:

The Good

Pippa cuts a fine form in Alexander McQueen


The Bitch..err…Bad

David and Victoria: Buck up Vic, you don't look THAT fat.


And the Ugly 


Sally Bercow: Big Girls, Little Man. Daring to bare in this little number.


Chelsy Davy: Fried (Hair) Green (Not With Envy)Tomatoes (Throw One). A Royal Flop.


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