News broke today that perennial party girl and actor (I’m reaching here) Lindsay Lohan is poised to design handbags for mega-douche brand Ed Hardy. Finally a celebrity-designer collaboration I can understand! Lohan has already got the right mindset for her target markets needs. Her line of leggings, 6126 (Marilyn Monroe’s birthday) features a style with built-in kneepads- the perfect item for a night out on the Jersey Shore! Unlike her infamous fashion flub as “Creative Advisor” at the house of Ungaro last season, this venture is a natural step for Linds, who will fit right in with her ratty extensions, jacked lips and ever-present coke-bloat.