El Caliente!!! “It’s gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes…” wait, what was I saying???!! Right- El Caliente!!! Move over Becks- there’s a new soccer stud in town- from the neck down. Real Madrid’s resident hunk, Christian Rolando, is the latest model for Emporio Armani Men’s Underwear & Armani Jeans. There’s no denying Rolando’s got a bangin’ body. Unfortunately, the first thing I thought when I managed to peel my eyes away from the lower half was “drag queen”. The chiseled cheekbones, the stud earrings and the kicker- penciled and plucked tadpole eyebrows- it’s Eurotrash ballin’ outta control, in the worst way.